yerawizardbarry:

when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating

(via giggle)

wreckedblog:

how many times do i have to reblog you before you notice i wanna talk to you

(Source: pressing, via g-y-p-s-y-h-e-a-r-t-s)

im gonna be hot in a few years i swear

(Source: mattressblowoutsale, via giggle)

astound:

dylan o brien more like dylan o fuck me

(via agnized)

teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

(via giggle)

andrewbelami:

foodtrucker:

I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous

holding a really sharp knife to their neck usuallly does the trick for me

(Source: foodtrucker, via giggle)

  • horoscope: you breathe on a daily basis
  • me: omg that is so me how did they do that